
He went through the to-do list he'd concocted years ago when the possibility of being a father (his ego made him incapable of considering otherwise) first occurred to him. There was so much he had to do and prepare for! Why hadn't he done anything when he had the time? (No, really, why?) Instead of being able to put any worries to rest, he's working himself into a conniption of frustration and he had no one else to blame but himself.
Naturally, the bullcha was capable of multitasking! So he could be beating himself up while looking for something suitable to offer to the MotherFather (or a representative) in exchange for their blessing. Brilliant! (Of course he was.)