BUFFET OR BUST!
Username: Scaramouche Fandango
Your Kin: Under the Rose
Under the Rose was
starving. After a long day of being very bad at surfing lessons and having to wear floaties, he was
delighted to find the buffet. Ignoring all thoughts of "which of these go together" and "how hungry am I really," he started loading up plates. His first round involved baked salmon, barbecue ribs, beef stroganoff, Caesar salad, caprese salad, carved prime rib, chicken Alfredo, chicken tikka masala, creamy risotto, fried calamari, garlic mashed potatoes, grilled asparagus, grilled chicken breast, herb-crusted lamb chops, lobster bisque, margherita pizza, mixed green salad, mushroom ravioli, pan-seared scallops, pasta primavera, pulled pork sliders, quinoa salad, roasted brussels sprouts, roasted turkey breast, sautéed green beans, seafood paella, sesame-crusted tuna, shrimp cocktail, smoked brisket, spaghetti Bolognese, steamed clams, sweet potato casserole, teriyaki salmon, vegetable stir-fry, a slice from whole roasted pork, and wild rice pilaf.
But oh, he was
not done. That was just savories. Now it was time for dessert. He grabbed pple crumble, banana pudding, Black Forest cake, cheesecake, chocolate mousse, creme brulee, eclairs, key lime pie, lemon bars, a heaping pile of macarons, pecan pie, red velvet cake, tiramisu, vanilla ice cream, tres leches cake. Yes. Tres leches. En esta economia.
He did have to be rolled home, but it was
worth it.
