Let's Play Pirates!! [All done!]

[LOLLI qAq]

*Straightens bones and fluffs seaweed*
Your kin are now properly outfitted for whatever chaos their pirate-y hearts desire!

[Wyrm]

I'm the captain of this ship...
Username: Wyrm
Uncert:
Number of steps: 7
RP?

[Lirilei]

3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates!
Username: Lirilei
Uncert:
Tell me a dad joke: Why is the pirates life so addictive ?

Spoiler

Because once you lose a hand you get hooked!

3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates!
Username: Lirilei
Uncert:
Tell me a dad joke: How come pirates take forever to learn the alphabet ?

Spoiler

Because they spend years at C!

3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates!
Username: Lirilei
Uncert:
Tell me a dad joke: What's a pirates favorite letter?

Spoiler

The one king George sent that granted them a pardon for their crimes

[rexcorvus]

I'm the captain of this ship...
Username: rexcorvus
Uncert:
Number of steps: ..... negative 5???
RP?

There were, at times, moments when Sleepy Time regretted his life choices.

This was one of those times.

Not only had he managed to only take a single step before being accosted by a wave of crabs so intense that he nearly toppled back the way he had come, but then he had veered sideways and knocked into not one, but two other kin who were trying to do the same thing as he was. And now his nose was bleeding, and there was a crab hanging off of his tail, and really, he should have just stayed at home.

A nap was sounding particularly good right about now.

3. The climb is harder than last year, but you've got this! Baby steps, friend. Baby steps. +1 step
17. There are MORE CRABS. This is too many crabs. You think that maybe when this is all done you might be able to round them up to take back to Eat All You Can.
10. In your excitement you get too close to another player and one of their hind feet clip you in the nose. It's not that bad, but you lose some momentum. Lose 3 steps
10. In your excitement you get too close to another player and one of their hind feet clip you in the nose. It's not that bad, but you lose some momentum. Lose 3 steps
7. You find a group of little crabs doing little crab things. Where did they come from? Where are they going? You get distracted and go nowhere.

[SerinaNight]

3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates!
Username: SerinaNight
Uncert:
Tell me a dad joke: Why was the vampire having trouble sleeping?

Spoiler

...because his coffin' was rough! >:D

3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates!
Username: SerinaNight
Uncert:
Tell me a dad joke: Why did the pirate love the tavern maid?

Spoiler

She had the finest booty in all the land.

3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates!
Username: SerinaNight
Uncert:
Tell me a dad joke: Where do pirates go when they have trouble waking up?

Spoiler

The Java Sea~ :>

[Lirilei]

I'm the captain of this ship...
Username: Lirilei
Uncert:
Number of steps: 0?
RP?

Seaweed was clearly not meant for climbing. Tidal Rush learned that the hard way as she landed into a bunch of crabs as she stumbled back. What in the...??

In her rush to get out of the pile of crabs she grabbed onto more seaweed clearly not learning her lesson the first time as she stumbled back a second time. With a deep sigh she managed to get two steps forward which...put her back where she started. Welp.

8. You spot a sturdy looking piece of seaweed that you think you can use to help pull yourself up. That was a mistake. You stumble. Lose 1 step
17. There are MORE CRABS. This is too many crabs. You think that maybe when this is all done you might be able to round them up to take back to Eat All You Can.
8. You spot a sturdy looking piece of seaweed that you think you can use to help pull yourself up. That was a mistake. You stumble. Lose 1 step
3. The climb is harder than last year, but you've got this! Baby steps, friend. Baby steps. +1 step
16. You take another step. You're very proud of yourself. +1 step

[Lirilei]

PSPSPSPS !!
Username: Lirilei
Story: Tidal Rush wasn't sure what to make of the opossum at first having been watching it for a few days at this point, but something about it finally won her over and against her better judgement she was laying out a bunch of fresh ripe berries she'd washed up, a few bananas she took the time and effort to slice smaller, and piled them up on a paper plate. Was the plate eco friendly? Nope, but it was whatever. She'd grab it and do something about it later assuming it stood up to the opossum she was trying to befriend.
Numbers rolled: 6, 10

[LOLLI qAq]

Alright. Rolling. Finally.

First: The top three highest steps.

1. SkylerKarashi
2. Starrydance
3. Wyrm

[LOLLI qAq]

Now everyone that played - I added a few bonus tickets to people for pirate jokes that made me angry that I laughed, RP, or for basically ending up underwater(sorry Sleepy Time.)

1. SkylerKarashi
2. Scaramouche Fandango
3. Scaramouche Fandango
4. Starrydance
5. Astoria
6. cashmeresky
7. Wyrm
8. Lirilei
9. Lirilei
10. rexcorvus
11. rexcorvus

[LOLLI qAq]

You win a kin! Let me know which of them you'd prefer!

Sleepy Time still came out ahead! Let me know which of the familiars you'd like!

[Starrydance]

You win a kin! Let me know which of them you'd prefer!

Oh gosh! Thank you! K2 please <3

[rexcorvus]

You win a kin! Let me know which of them you'd prefer!

Sleepy Time still came out ahead! Let me know which of the familiars you'd like!

omg I would love C5 please ;v; <33

[Nashawryn]

I'm the captain of this ship...
Username: Nashawryn
Uncert:
Number of steps: 8
RP? Blossoms in Despair trod up the mountain. She hadn't really wanted to start this climb at first but as she made her way up she got much more into it and was feeling quite competitive. She was going to reach the top of the giant rock, or mountain, whatever you wanted to call it. She started feeling proud of herself as she made her way up.

As Blossoms continued to climb she sort of emptied her head of thoughts other than the next step. She started humming a tune to go along with the rhythm of her steps as she made her way higher. It was a catchy little hum and seemed to echo through her thoughts, "Just keep climbing, just keep climbing!" What an easy thing to hum to herself, and so easy to keep centered in her mind while she climbed higher.

At one point she felt the heat of the sun in an open space where the light hit the rock just right. She stood still for a second there and basked in the warmth of the sun, though she could not see it, and then felt the spray of the sea. The feel of both the sun and the sea spray gave her a large boost of energy and she continued forward, ever higher. Her steps were rather steady so far during this journey and she was quite happy with that, considering she couldn't really see where she was stepping very well.

After a few minutes of steady climbing her ears picked up the sound of other kin singing a.. was that a sea chanty? They were boisterously loud. She couldn't help herself and started stepping in rhythm to it, which made her actually go a bit faster up the rock. Blossoms in Despair even bobbed her head along to the beat as she moved, it really was quite catchy. Sadly, the kin below stopped singing it all too soon. Oh well, perhaps they'd start up another song soon to encourage the climbers as they ascended the giant rock.

Unfortunately for Blossoms in Despair she suddenly became a bit disoriented. Perhaps it was the fact that her ears had suddenly done that thing where they pop at higher altitudes, perhaps it was something in the air itself. She could feel a bit of seaweed right in front of her and thought perhaps she could use that to pull herself up to the next section. Sadly, not having the best of sight, she didn't notice that it was not firmly attached at the base of the plant. She grabbed it in her mouth and tried to haul herself up. The seaweed caused her to stumble when it suddenly gave out and pulled right out of the side of the rock. Blossoms ended up back in the exact same spot she'd been in a moment ago, except now she also had a bit of seaweed stuck in her mouth. Yuck. She immediately spit the seaweed out. Maybe if it had been dried right or wrapped around some fish it would have been fine, but not like that.

16. You take another step. You're very proud of yourself. +1 step
13. Just keep climbing. Just keep climbing. What are we gonna do? Keep climbing! You hum a little tune as you go. +1 step
5. The warm sun paired with the spray of the sea is invigorating and give you an energy boost. + 2 steps
6. Still Life starts up a rousing sea shanty on the shore and the swell of voices joining in gives you some major pep in your step. + 5 steps
8. You spot a sturdy looking piece of seaweed that you think you can use to help pull yourself up. That was a mistake. You stumble. Lose 1 step

[LOLLI qAq]

DM me here or on discord with a name, and when this batch of kids gets certed I'll let you know!

This magnificent lad was colored by seru!

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