Corrupted Wishes

Kinu · Post by **Kinu** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 12:20 am

BOOM! You are suddenly the best cook in the entire world, making dishes in an instant, but now you can't taste anything.

I wish I could speak to bunnies.

Mei Diane · Post by **Mei Diane** » Fri Nov 12, 2021 5:10 am

Done! Now you can speak to bunnies... in Russian! They still cant understand you, and you cant understand them.

I wish my anime waifu was real.

Dawns_Stars145 · Post by **Dawns_Stars145** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:32 am

Granted but she's in love with your dad.

I wish I could teleport to anyplace I want.

Mei Diane · Post by **Mei Diane** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:59 pm

DONE! But you cloths cant transport with you since they aren't part of you.

I wish I could instantly have any flavor of ice-cream I want.

Fycro · Post by **Fycro** » Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:18 am

Granted! but the ice cream will melting everytime you try to eat.

I wish I can travel around the world.

SerinaNight · Post by **SerinaNight** » Sun Mar 06, 2022 8:13 pm

Granted! But you can only do it in a hot air ballon.

I wish I could project my thoughts to other people.

FrostyPeaches · Post by **FrostyPeaches** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:20 am

Granted- but your thoughts are projected to them as sounds of frogs croaking

I wish I could eat a McD meal and a Wendy's meal all in one sitting :V

Mei Diane · Post by **Mei Diane** » Sat Apr 02, 2022 2:31 pm

Granted! But the food never stops coming and you've been full since you started eating.

I wish i had more free time.

Post by **Lirilei** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 7:14 pm

Done! Except it's never spent doing things you actually enjoy!

I wish I could sleep better

Kalahari · Post by **Kalahari** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 10:29 pm

Granted! But the only place where you can sleep the best is on top of your water heater.

I wish I had my own house.

lilacfishie · Post by **lilacfishie** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 10:50 pm

Granted! But, everything in it is upside down.

I wish I had a new car.

Syrie · Post by **Syrie** » Fri May 26, 2023 2:26 am

POHF! You have a new car! But it's European and unfortunately not street-legal in the US...

I wish I could be paid just for existing.

Kalahari · Post by **Kalahari** » Fri May 26, 2023 10:33 am

Granted! You're now living in a country that provides universal basic income! Too bad you have to learn Norwegian ASAP.

I wish for a lifetime supply of mangoes!

FrostyPeaches · Post by **FrostyPeaches** » Wed May 31, 2023 2:05 am

Granted. but with every mango comes with a worm inside....

I wish i could walk to work =-=

Syrie · Post by **Syrie** » Wed May 31, 2023 3:00 pm

Granted! How weird that you can only ever slowly saunter like you're not about to be egregiously late....

I wish I had more hours in the day xD