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Re: Corrupted Wishes
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2020, 03:41:51 am »
You have a pool now, but it’s full of alligators. They’re having a pool party. They’re listening to a nightcore remix of Cotton-Eye Joe on repeat and they will NOT turn it down.

I wish I had a pool full of alligators.

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Re: Corrupted Wishes
« Reply #46 on: June 11, 2020, 05:48:20 pm »
You have a pool of alligators and they brought their raucous friends.  Neighbors are complaining now you have HOA and the city zoning department on your butt writing up all these fines.

I wish rugs were super easy to clean and wash.

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Re: Corrupted Wishes
« Reply #47 on: June 15, 2020, 12:46:37 am »
Granted, but they never get all the way dry and they always smell of mildew- and your feet make a horrible squelching noise every time you step on them.

I wish I had a nice cup of tea.

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Re: Corrupted Wishes
« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2020, 12:04:21 am »
Granted, but it'll never be just the right temperature, it's either scalding hot or ice cold.

I wish I had a garden.

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Re: Corrupted Wishes
« Reply #49 on: June 21, 2020, 09:58:00 pm »
Granted, but you can only grow weeds.

I wish weekends were longer.

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Re: Corrupted Wishes
« Reply #50 on: July 12, 2020, 10:25:47 pm »
Granted, but it's only by one minute.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

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Re: Corrupted Wishes
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2020, 04:24:49 pm »
Granted, but now you're just really bored all night every night.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

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Re: Corrupted Wishes
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2020, 06:04:23 pm »
Granted, but now the temperature hovers around -30 degrees F.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

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Re: Corrupted Wishes
« Reply #53 on: August 11, 2020, 12:26:26 am »
Granted, but you have to spend all of them in traffic.

I wish I didn't have to wear socks.